Here are a couple of underwear funnies.
I was in college when I first bought my own underwear. I know that is pretty old, but my mom always bought us socks and underwear for our birthdays and Christmas, so I never had the need.
So I went to Shopko and purchased me some size 10 fruit of the looms. When I got home and opened the package I thought, "my, these are giganormous underwear", so I called my mom to see what the deal was. Turns out just because you wear a size 10 jeans doesn't mean you need size 10 underwear. Nowadays I could probably wear size 10 underwear, but back then they seemed enormous.
Friday while we were out scoping a new location to call home I got a phone call from a distressed B because he could not find his "Diamond" underwear. He said he had his cup but could not find the underwear. I told him were they were and then talked to my mom. I laughed because he wasn't the least bit shy in telling his grandma that he needed his underwear for his cup.