"Dad. Can I wear a skirt and tights to school? Some of my friends and I started a cute club."
Cute in a hysterical way.
I had to email her teacher about something else today and I just added a note stating that I could not be held accountable for G's attire.
Her teacher says they want to be fashion designers. G has created her own catalogs of hair and dress designs. You could get a pretty interesting cut for a mere $100.
I really need to stop making fun of my children.