So I picked up a bag of Baked Cheetos. And I sometimes wonder how I put on 15 pounds in the last year. Just think if I had picked up the regular Cheetos I might have gained 25.
Okay back to my whole point of the story. On my drive home I was, of course, eating my Cheetos and drinking my Diet Coke. I had just stuck a handful of Cheetos in my mouth and had one hand on my Diet Coke and the other on my steering wheel, when I was blind sided by a giant sneeze. Let's just stop the story right there.
Thankfully I have a container of wet wipes in my car, although they don't really work on glass.
BTW the same thing happened to me again when I got back to work. I have two monitors on my desk. Lucky me.