She says to me, "Your belly button is ugly."
I happen to be wearing my lounge pants loosely and she could see the scar that starts at my belly button.
I said, "That is a scar from when I had surgery when I was pregnant with B. They opened me up and they could see him moving around in my tummy."
She says, "I'm going to adopt."
She probably won't want to hear my delivery story either.