But really how could that get smeared there. I was about to wipe it up with some tp, when i noticed some brown gooey stuff in between my toes.
I was on the verge of throwing up when I thought I would do something completely stupid. Hey since you are already on the verge of barfing why don't you smell it.
Mmmmm chocolate mint. I will blame it on the Schwan's man as he brought these little mint ice cream goodies covered in chocolate. Thank goodness, otherwise I might still be barfing.
BTW there are also several dime size chocolate stains on the carpet. Let's face it no one will notice with the already filthy carpet.