Where is my editor

Clearly I need to hire an editor.  Sorry about that last post. That is what happens when you think, it is just a paragraph and you don't need to re-read or spell check.  

Actually I did it on purpose,  just to prove how much of a redneck I am.

Thanks sister for letting me know. 

Redneck move or complete genius.

I ordered G a pair of Jazz pants on line and when they got here they were about 4 inches too long. So last night I went to hem up her pants and I could only had hot pink thread.  Mind you I have about 50 spools of thread packed in a box, but I wasn't going out to the garage to dig for them. 

I thought who cares if they are hemmed with pink thread, black and pink is a great combination. I started hemming them and then looked at it and thought I can't do that, that is really tacky.  I hollered at the EB and said, could you bring me a black sharpie.  Problem solved.  I colored the thread I hadn't yes sown and then colored in the spots I had sown.  I then moved on to leg two, where I proceeded to him it on the outside instead of the inside.  Yeah, let me color some more thread.  It could be sheer genius.